Jack is pleased to announce that he’ll be performing at the Austin City Limits Music Festival on October 12-14 at Zilker Park in Austin, TX. For tickets and more information visit the festival’s site.
“Freedom at 21” 7 inch vinyl, SiriusXM Radio live broadcast
The 7″ vinyl version of “Freedom at 21,” featuring the exclusive non-album b-side “Inaccessible Mystery,” is now available to pre-order, with official on sale being June 11th.
Tune into SiriusXM Radio’s SiriusXMU (channel 35) at 5 pm ET tomorrow to hear an interview with Jack, followed by a live broadcast of his show at Roseland Ballroom in NYC at 9 pm ET. The concert will be rebroadcast on several SiriusXM music channels throughout the week, including Alt-Nation (channel 36), The Spectrum (channel 28) and SiriusXMU (channel 35). If you aren’t already a SiriusXM subscriber, you can get a free 7-day online trial here.
You can still check out select performances from the American Express Unstaged live stream of Jack’s show at Webster Hall in NYC, directed by Gary Oldman. The original live stream of the full concert was seen by over 5 million people, thanks to everyone for tuning in!
Jack White’s First Attempt at Metaphor Record Proves Uncountable
At Jack White’s headlining performance in Gulf Shores, Alabama last night, Guinness officials were anxiously awaiting the beginning of Mr. White’s concert (the start of which is apparently very difficult to determine stated Guinness Records reps, music being played notwithstanding). They were there so that they could begin the exhausting process of counting each and every metaphor that occurred onstage as Mr. White attempted to break the record of most metaphors in a single concert.
They definitely had a task in front of them as in the first song alone, three officials that were flown in from the Guinness world headquarters in the anteroom of the Salt and Muskrat pub in Tipperary, counted no less than twelve hundred and three metaphors in three minutes.
Some metaphors were lyrical and others came from moments such as lighting changes and even the calm weather itself during the chorus which momentarily had the feel of Grandma’s house in winter. By the seventh song alone the hard work led two of the Guinness officials to wander to the catering table, leaving the counting to their partner who, new to the grueling scientific process involved, accidentally counted 312 similes and three mere comparisons.
Metaphors were occurring in the thousands by this point, some coming from the clothing the musicians had on, others from the colors used on one of the microphone cables which were easter candy blue, making the task of counting extremely trivial or at the very least hard work.
Then tragedy struck and the record attempt had to be forfeited by Jack White when during the second half of the set Mr. White trivialized a metaphor by saying it too quickly. It was something about the moon being a faucet of light but was uttered too fast to be counted.
Guinness representatives will return to tomorrow night’s show to begin the exhaustive, scientific, and absolutely authoritative and factual process all over again.
